Thursday, August 22, 2013

Art

Marwari Wife: Sochu hu ki Thare Sath
USA Ghoom Aau...kharcho kitto lagsi?
Husband:Kuch Bhi Koni Lagsi
Wife:Vo Kaiya?
Husband- Bawli, Sochan ka Paisa Koni
Lage !!

ROFL

Ek aurat Coma mein chali gai.
Uske Ghar wale murda samajh kar
jalane chale.
Raaste me arthi khambe se takrane
se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

1 saal baad wahi aurat sach me mar
gayi.
Sab log RAM NAAM SATYA HAI bolte
ja rahe the, lekin uske pati ki zuban
pe ek hi baat thi.
KHAMBA BACHA KE
KHAMBA BACHA KE.....